You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds. Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture – which is also your stealth cover.

  • A seven-building Campaign Mode of increasingly brutal (and fully procedural) levels
  • Fearsome machine-gun-equipped patrolling guards to avoid and trick
  • Spotlights, lasers, bombs, and other traps to sidestep
  • Tons of crafty gadgets to master

Not The Robots System Requirements

Minimum:

  • OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8
  • Processor: 1.5Ghz
  • RAM: 1 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Graphics card from 2004 or later
  • Storage: 300 MB available space